Terry Masalata

Brad N'Butterpudding
Jerry Andicecream
Jimmy Changa
Kim Chee
Sal Add
Egon Toast
Sue Shi
Victoria/Jim Sponge
P. Chesandcream
Al Bran
Hugh Moss
Terry Masalata
Ted Ziki

Yeah, my wife and me we're real food people

Cy Dorder
Craig Fish
C. Bass
Mark Aroni
Kara Mel
Chris Py-Pancackes
Tom Ato
Jerry Tomato
Jerry Conserve
Roz Berry
J. Ellie Deels
Pam Fried-Chicken

PEOPLE AS FOOD

Exciting new category!

Jillie Concarne
Pete Ser
Kara Tcake
Jill Frezi
Dan Zach
Pat Atosalad
Sue Poftheday
Chris Ps
Chris Masscake
Gordon Bleu
Kareem Horn
Sue Cumbersandwiches
Esther Egg
Geoff Special
Simon Roulade
Phil Bert
Hazel Nuts
Phil Etsteak
Terry Akichicken

Adverse Camber

Brixham Mortar - The Jam
Paignton A Picture - Alice Cooper
So Dawlish-ious - The Fatback Band
Wareham I Going? - Dusty Springfield
For All The Cowes - Foo Fighters
I (Hove Nothing) - Tom Jones
Adverse Camber - Tortoise
Put A Lydd On It - Squirrel Nut Zippers
Hythe And Seek - Howard Jones
Minster Mash - Bobby 'Boris' Pickett and the Crypt Kickers
Can't Hadleigh Wait - The Replacements
Grinding Holt - The Cure
Ingoldmells Rock - Bobby Helms
Eyemouth Have That Man! - Billie Holiday
Bo'ness Beats - N.W.A.

Alnwick Get Your Gun

If I Were A Richmond – Topol
Quench My Thirsk – Playback
Beg, Steal Or Barrow – The New Seekers
Skipton My Lou – Leadbelly
In The Ayr Tonight – Phil Collins
Oban Your Heart – Madonna
20 Forfar Betty Page – Snowboy
Goin' Through Your Perth – Material Issue
Cheatin' Inverness't Room – Lynn White
World Shut Yarmouth – Julian Cope
Redcar Pet – Duke Ellington
Alnwick Get Your Gun – Squeeze
Alloa – Elvis Presley
Dunblane It On Me – Fats Domino
Near Whitehaven – REM
Ilkley-munication – Beastie Boys
Brigg Time – Peter Gabriel
Syston Addict – Five Star
Industry Stamford – Orbital
He Was Rayleigh Sayin' Somethin' – The Velvelettes
The Clapham Song – Shirley Ellis

Fascinating Lytham

We Built Diss City - Starship
Love Will Tear Usk Apart – Joy Division
Purple Hayes – Jimi Hendrix
Dead End Street – The Kinks
Love For Sale – Ella Fitzgerald
Usk – The Smiths
Barmouth Strikes Again – The Smiths
Girlfriend In A Cromer – The Smiths
Wycombe To Party – N-Tyce
Babbacombe Mow Mow – The Rivingtons
The Girls And Boscombe Out To Play – Judy Collins
Weymouth Have Been Out Of Our Minds – George Jones
To-Knighton-ite Tonight - Genesis
Brand Newquay – Melanie
Push The Burton – Money Mark
This Wells On Fire – Bob Dylan
Fascinating Lytham – Fred Astaire
Bacup Train – Al Green
Street Hessle – Lou Reed

Harlow Moray Looe

You Keighley Hangin' On – Diana Ross & The Supremes
Tell Me You Love Me (And Give Me The Ross-On-Wye) – Roy Perkins
You're The Ross-On-Wye – The Ebonys
I Cannock Get No (Satisfaction) – Rolling Stones
Chesterfield-ing – Bad Manners
Howle In My Shoe – Traffic
Hull Of The Moon – The Waterboys
Hoole You Run To – Heart
Harlow Moray Looe (Gott Bay Hart) – Gene Putney
Harrow Moray Looe (Goadby Hart) – Billericay Nelson
Lewes, Mistreated – Radiohead
Newark Can Say Goodbye – Gloria Gaynor
Wirral Rock You –Queen
Mold-y Old Dore – Lieutenant Pigeon
Band On Durham – Wings
Wallsall Come Tumbling Down – The Style Council
The Hounslow-ve – Kate Bush
Boston Cry – The Cure
Bangor Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down) – Cher
Tickhill A Mockingbird – Elmer Bernstein
Tickhill-a – The Champs
Silver Langold – U2
Whitwell I Do – Clannad
Cathays Clowne – Everly Brothers
Beeston Burden – The Rolling Stones
Eton Alive – Diana Ross
Daventry & Change My Mind – Ronnie Lane
Love Is Like An Hitchin In My Herts – Diana Ross & The Supremes

WALES (III)

Mold - Spandau Ballet
Broadhaven is a Place on Earth - Belinda Carlisle
I'll Tymbl For Ya - Culture Club
Pembroke and Hungry - Blind Lemon Jefferson
Bangor 18 - Megadeth
Porthgain Pie - Neil Diamond

woke up with these tunes in my head

(ENGLAND)
All The Young Budes - David Bowie
Purbright Eyes - Art Garfunkel
This Is A Lowestoft - Blur (or indeed Low in Cumbria)
Off Minehead - Thelonious Monk
Everybody Hirst - REM
Andover Your Heart - Lorrie Morgan
Devil's Hargate - Beck
Gloucester Friend - Gilbert O'Sullivan
Upton Girl - the Westlife version
Soul Bicester - Dexter Gordon
Royal Reading - Milt Jackson

Lipglossop

Over Andover – Nana Mouskouri
Bury Me Beneath The Willow – Woodie Guthrie
Slowly But Chorley – Elvis Presley
Live In Consett – Neil Diamond
Un-Durham Moon Of Love – Showaddywaddy
Aintree Sweet – The Beatles
Egham My Face – Nine Below Zero
Lipglossop - Pulp
It's Grimsby Up North – The Jamms
Bass (Harlow Can You Go) – Simon Harris
Dirty Harwich – Lalo Schifrin
I Still Havant Found What I'm Looking For – U2
Hitchin A Ride – Vanity Fare
Everything Hyde Do (Hyde Do It For You) – Bryan Adams
Huntingdon High And Low – Aha
These Boots Are Made For Woking – Nancy Sinatra
Oldham! I'm Comin' – Sam & Dave
I'd Rotherham Go Blind – Etta James
Ryde On Thame – Black Box
I Can Seaford Miles – The Who
Can You Seaham Me – Jimi Hendrix
Tear Staines – Barbara Pennington
Truro Love Ways – Buddy Holly
Wakefield Up Before You Go Go – Wham!
Windsor In Love With A Beautiful Woman – Dr Hook
Woking In A Coal Mine - Lee Dorsey

WALES (II)

Smoke on the Varteg - deep purple
Baglan See Clearly Now - Petula Clark
Miskin You - anybody really
Tears in Nefyn - Eric Clapton
Instant Carmel - John Lennon
Tears in Nevern - The charity record artists
Lipstick, Powder and Pant - Shakin Stevens
(Briton) Ferry 'cross the Mercia - Gerry and the Pacemakers
You Ely Got Me - The Kinks

ENGLAND (II)

Love Doncaster Thing - J Lo
Hay Tor the Thief - Radiohead
Mother's Little Belper - Rolling Stones
Sidmouth Be Love - Madness
I Hear You Knockin - Big Dave Edmunds
Hayle To The Thief - Radiohead
Frome Frome Frome Frome - John Lee Hooker
Fools Rushden - Vic Damone
Strawberry Weald Forever - The Beatles
Hooked on a Ealing - that band who were on the reservoir dogs soundtrack
Winter Sunderland - loads of wonderful artists
Crewe-el To Be Kind - Will Young
SuPurfleet - Curtis Mayfield (hmm)
Tring of Fire - Johnny Cash

ENGLAND

Slough Dive - Siouxsie & The Banshees
What Morecambe I Do? - The Zombies
Yeovil Never Find Another Love Like Mine - Lou Rawls
Twisting By The Poole - Dire Straits
Trouble Over Bridgwater - Simon & Garfunkel (or Half Man Half Biscuit)
Watford I Do Without You? - Ray Charles
I'm Nottingham Mood To Say No! - Shania Twain
Isle Of My Man - Billie Holiday
Stoke In The Middlewich You - Stealers Wheel
Love Doncaster Thing - Jennifer Lopez
Telephasic Worksop - Boards Of Canada
Crawley King Snake - John Lee Hooker
Some Day My Prince Will Coombe - Dave Brubeck
Lil' Darlin'ton - Count Basie
Let Derby Drums - Sandy Nelson
You're Devon That I Want - Olivia Newton John & John Travolta
How Dorset Feel - Spacemen 3
Theme From Essex Press - S-Express
Woking On The Moon - The Police
Isle Of White You Do To Me - Ike & Tina Turner
I Kent Stand It - James Brown
Save The Leicester Dance For Me - The Drifters
Harrow Dolly - Louis Armstrong
Burning And Luton - Bob Marley
People Get Reading - Curtis Mayfield
Suffolk-Ated Love - Tricky
Suffolk'd Up - Leaving Trains
Norfolk'n Choice - Icons Of Filth
Surrey Seems To Be The Hardest Word - Elton John
Worcester Frequency Kenneth - REM
Wiltshire Epidemic - The Jesus Lizard
I Don't Wanna Torquay 'Bout It - Everything But The Girl
Cold Torquay - John Lennon
The Great Rock'n'roll Swindon - The Sex Pistols
Chester Gigolo - Louis Armstrong
Left To My Own Devizes - Pet Shop Boys
With Love Frome Me To You - Beatles
Calne Get You Out Of Minehead - Kylie Minogue
All Things Brighton Beautiful - Mormon Tabernacle Choir
Everybody's Dorking - Fred Neil
Cambourne Eileen - Dexy's Midnight Runners
Can I Get A Widnes - Marvin Gaye
Wigan Work It Out - The Beatles
Wembley I Be Falmouth - Bros
Hillsborough Live With The Sound Of Music - Julie Andrews
Bat Out Of Hull - Meatloaf
Kendal In The Wind - Elton John
Bootle-Icious - Destiny's Child
Goole, You'll Be A Woman Soon - Urge Overkill
Dudley Good To Me - Beats International
Tewkesbury Come One - Spice Girls
Birmingham Rhapsody - Queen
One Thing Leeds To Another - The Fixx
Sheffields Good To Me - Warrant

WALES

Drive Caerphilly, Dear - The Paper Chase
Rhondda Road Again - Canned Heat
Powys Slave - Iron Maiden
Wind Be Neath My Wings - Bette Middler
Wrexham Effect - Wreckx'n'effect
Reach Out (Aberdare) - The Four Tops
Even Better Than The Rhyl Thing - U2
Cwmbran Sing - The Kinks
Zin! Gwent The Strings Of My Heart - Judy Garland
Risca Business - Tangerine Dream
Colwyn Bay-Ton Rouge - Garth Brooks
Gwynedd Takes It All - Abba
Some Day My Prince Will Cwm - Miles Davis